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I HAD A FAKE BOYFRIEND (Story Time)

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-Hey Den, how do you animate? -Hey Den, how do you draw? -Den? How do you human? -Wait… do you mean how do you draw humans? -No, I mean how do you become a well-rounded human being who’s able to tackle all forms of problems in life? -Wait, do I look like the type of person that would know how to do that? -Yeah, probably not. So how do you animate? -I know, I know. I said I went to an art college for animation.

But to be honest everything I know about 2D animation I learn through online tutorials— and you can too. Skillshare has over 22,000 courses on a whole bunch of different topics from Animation, to drawing, to even game design! One of the courses that I really like This is Dennis Silver’s introduction to character design, where he goes over designing and creating one-of-a-kind characters for your illustrations animations Or stories.

Premium memberships begin at around $7 a month, But the lovely folks at Skillshare Are hooking us up and the first 500 people to sign up using the link in the description down below, will get two months of Skillshare for free! Yep. They’re hooking us up with that 200 IQ!

Thanks to Skillshare for sponsoring this video! -(intense awkward clearing throat). I may have a little confession… not my proudest moment, so don’t judge me right away, But once upon a time I may have had a fake boyfriend. And I swear I had a legitimate reason for this! Probably not the best reason.. but yeah, I had a fake boyfriend. So in high school, I had a friend.

And we’ll name him Luke for the sake of the story.https://www.sitejabber.com/categories/senior-dating Luke and I were cHiLLiN’, ya know? I didn’t like him and he didn’t like me (at least not in a romantic way). He told me who he liked and I told him who I liked, and I was even technically his wingman at one point.

I literally hand-delivered the love letter to the love of his high-school life (who eventually rejected him and stomped all over his heart). But you know, when he got over that and he liked another girl, I helped him out again, Cuz that’s just what you do. Luke also never really had a girlfriend at this point So our friends made fun of him a lot, and how he’ll never get a girl So one day we were talking. -No girl would ever like me, I never had a girlfriend.

Julie will never go out with me, I’ll probably just go die alone! -OH my lord. You are so dramatic. -I-I just need a girl so David can stop making fun of me! -Dude, I’d be your fake girlfriend if you stop being so damn dramatic. -Oh, wait, really? -pFFT HA no. -I mean you can just pretend to be my girlfriend… -No stupid, no one would ever believe that . -But Den, there’s no other girl in our school, please! (Which is true since our school is technically 80% guys and 20% girls.) -Wooooow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What am I, your last choice?! Wow! -Den?

I’ll buy you bubble tea, please, just please, I BEG of you, please, just pretty please please please please pLEEEEEEase?!?! -(dealer Den mode activated)…A’ight, You buy me TWO bubble teas and we can be in a fake facebook relationship for like a week or two max. But I get to fake breakup with you. Deal? -Oh my god.

Yes. Thank you!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou ThANKYOU. -So we changed our facebook relationship status and just like that, everyone’s saying “Congratulations, oh my god, so happy for you guys, like no way!”. Funny part was, that we never really saw each other in school because we never really had classes with each other, and he was also a grade higher than me, but people believed that we were a couple— through the power of Facebook relationships. -Hey Den, I saw your boyfriend playing football today.

-Hey Den, how do you animate? -Hey Den, how do you draw? -Den? How do you human? -Wait… do you mean how do you draw humans? -No, I mean how do you become a well-rounded human being who’s able to tackle all forms of problems in life? -Wait, do I look like the type of person that would know how to do that? -Yeah, probably not. So how do you animate? -I know, I know. I said I went to an art college for animation.

But to be honest everything I know about 2D animation I learn through online tutorials— and you can too. Skillshare has over 22,000 courses on a whole bunch of different topics from Animation, to drawing, to even game design! One of the courses that I really like This is Dennis Silver’s introduction to character design, where he goes over designing and creating one-of-a-kind characters for your illustrations animations Or stories.

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Premium memberships begin at around $7 a month, But the lovely folks at Skillshare Are hooking us up and the first 500 people to sign up using the link in the description down below, will get two months of Skillshare for free! Yep. They’re hooking us up with that 200 IQ!

Thanks to Skillshare for sponsoring this video! -(intense awkward clearing throat). I may have a little confession… not my proudest moment, so don’t judge me right away, But once upon a time I may have had a fake boyfriend. And I swear I had a legitimate reason for this! Probably not the best reason.. but yeah, I had a fake boyfriend. So in high school, I had a friend.

And we’ll name him Luke for the sake of the story. Luke and I were cHiLLiN’, ya know? I didn’t like him and he didn’t like me (at least not in a romantic way). He told me who he liked and I told him who I liked, and I was even technically his wingman at one point.

I literally hand-delivered the love letter to the love of his high-school life (who eventually rejected him and stomped all over his heart). But you know, when he got over that and he liked another girl, I helped him out again, Cuz that’s just what you do. Luke also never really had a girlfriend at this point So our friends made fun of him a lot, and how he’ll never get a girl So one day we were talking. -No girl would ever like me, I never had a girlfriend.

Julie will never go out with me, I’ll probably just go die alone! -OH my lord. You are so dramatic. -I-I just need a girl so David can stop making fun of me! -Dude, I’d be your fake girlfriend if you stop being so damn dramatic. -Oh, wait, really? -pFFT HA no. -I mean you can just pretend to be my girlfriend… -No stupid, no one would ever believe that . -But Den, there’s no other girl in our school, please! (Which is true since our school is technically 80% guys and 20% girls.) -Wooooow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What am I, your last choice?! Wow! -Den?

I’ll buy you bubble tea, please, just please, I BEG of you, please, just pretty please please please please pLEEEEEEase?!?! -(dealer Den mode activated)…A’ight, You buy me TWO bubble teas and we can be in a fake facebook relationship for like a week or two max. But I get to fake breakup with you. Deal? -Oh my god.

Yes. Thank you!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou ThANKYOU. -So we changed our facebook relationship status and just like that, everyone’s saying “Congratulations, oh my god, so happy for you guys, like no way!”. Funny part was, that we never really saw each other in school because we never really had classes with each other, and he was also a grade higher than me, but people believed that we were a couple— through the power of Facebook relationships. -Hey Den, I saw your boyfriend playing football today.

Wait, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa boy- OH,uh, um, yeah boy…boyfriend. Yeah sure, riiiiiiiiiiight (sneaky Den) Our friends stop bothering him and we’d post on each other’s Facebook, being all sappy going “Oh, I missed you today,” “Can’t wait to see you tomorrow <3” “Don’t miss me too much ;)” “You owe me damn bubble tea.

Ya best PAY UP— I mean I’m- I miss you.” And after a week of our wonderful fake relationship of not me seeing my fake boyfriend at ALL, I get a call from Luke. -Hey, Den, you wouldn’t believe what just happened! Me and Julie are finally going out! -(angry Den) ExCUSE ME, you didn’t wait for me to fake-breakup with you?? -So, uh, she got jealous that I was going out with you so I told her I was gonna break up with you for her. -Wow, Luke, wow. You’re gonna go fake cheat on me and fake breakup with me today the ON THE PHONE??? This Facebook over, my guy! (fake cri) …So what happened tell me all the details. -Funny thing, I told George this story and this is actually around the time when he kind of liked me, but he saw that I was in a relationship So he backed off and we didn’t really talk to each other like that for a couple months.

Even when I fake broke up with my fake boyfriend that time, he didn’t talk to me because he didn’t want to be the rebound. So what I thought was a good idea at the time and was helping out one of my friends, kind of almost ruined the love story that was about to happen between me and George…, but I guess if it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be, right? (strange coughing and awkward noises) (Den r u good bro) Okay, that was a little too sweet and sappy for me… I-I’m gonna go eat a bunch of salt or something. -With that said, hope you guys like that little story, if you did Don’t forget to hit that like button, makes me fart glitter, I’ll see you guys later and bye!

I also need to take my nip. Alright, I’ll see you guys later! Bye