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KILL YOUR WIFE! | A Good Husband

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called a good husband where my goal is to be the best damn husband that I? Could ever be this woman is not even Gonna know what hit her It’s just going to be a big wave of awesomeness, okay press start to begin let’s go um this is me, Mr stick husband man, I may not look like much I may look like the most feeble little man that ever was but I Swear I am going to be a terrific husband if anybody and even any women out there need a husband This is basically [my] application watch this look and fucking mow the lawn What I can’t hear you over the sound of how much of being a good husband I am. Okay we didn’t mow the lawn we motor strip in it. I couldn’t even mow anymore, okay? Let’s get all wet, Let’s get all wet and tasty, oh yes Come on, I thought I was Gonna get wet.

Okay let’s go inside and see if my wife is in there surely she is, oh wait no, we’re Gonna. Go get the mail first watch This is- What-we have no mail, and also, we live on the edge of the universe Where did I come from? My-my job was off in the cosmos somewhere wife! I mean… um…honey pool dearest Jack’s home.

Yeah, is she even here? Or do I just like do stuff while she’s not here um? Get rid of these dumb trophies. I’m sorry these are from my college days, but- oh that was two years ago Those are from my college days. I was an actual cow bench-pressing champion I know that’s not a normal thing over where you guys live but when you go to the college of BOSS De- you, just benchpress cows, and I was a 17 years champion I was in college for 17 years, but I mean- I got good grades at the end damn it All my accomplishments, all gone all because blondie here wants me to- No Okay, we’re gonna be a good husband I’m not gonna say anything bad about my wife even if she is a bit- Oh hey look at this Pay the bills type, type, type, type all bills paid I’m a good husband.https://www.spaceotechnologies.com/dating-app-for-celebrities-raya-solutions-startups-usa/

Oh, I can go first person That’s actually awesome. Okay We’re not gonna. Go first person. I have to h- hi, honey-poo dearist stop blocking the tv is he me who I’m sorry Jesus christ what you do is complain, [you] got a drink wine slowly my inhibitions, love you [fuck] was in that wine drugs.

There’s probably the drugs. He’s gonna be so Fuckin easy vegan Are you trying to make me angry when your head is pink with anger already? Crazy, I’m so happy that I came home to you put the seat up.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called a good husband where my goal is to be the best damn husband that I? Could ever be this woman is not even Gonna know what hit her It’s just going to be a big wave of awesomeness, okay press start to begin let’s go um this is me, Mr stick husband man, I may not look like much I may look like the most feeble little man that ever was but I Swear I am going to be a terrific husband if anybody and even any women out there need a husband This is basically [my] application watch this look and fucking mow the lawn What I can’t hear you over the sound of how much of being a good husband I am. Okay we didn’t mow the lawn we motor strip in it. I couldn’t even mow anymore, okay? Let’s get all wet, Let’s get all wet and tasty, oh yes Come on, I thought I was Gonna get wet.

Okay let’s go inside and see if my wife is in there surely she is, oh wait no, we’re Gonna. Go get the mail first watch This is- What-we have no mail, and also, we live on the edge of the universe Where did I come from? My-my job was off in the cosmos somewhere wife! I mean… um…honey pool dearest Jack’s home.

Yeah, is she even here? Or do I just like do stuff while she’s not here um? Get rid of these dumb trophies. I’m sorry these are from my college days, but- oh that was two years ago Those are from my college days. I was an actual cow bench-pressing champion I know that’s not a normal thing over where you guys live but when you go to the college of BOSS De- you, just benchpress cows, and I was a 17 years champion I was in college for 17 years, but I mean- I got good grades at the end damn it All my accomplishments, all gone all because blondie here wants me to- No Okay, we’re gonna be a good husband I’m not gonna say anything bad about my wife even if she is a bit- Oh hey look at this Pay the bills type, type, type, type all bills paid I’m a good husband.

Oh, I can go first person That’s actually awesome. Okay We’re not gonna. Go first person. I have to h- hi, honey-poo dearist stop blocking the tv is he me who I’m sorry Jesus christ what you do is complain, [you] got a drink wine slowly my inhibitions, love you [fuck] was in that wine drugs.

There’s probably the drugs. He’s gonna be so Fuckin easy vegan Are you trying to make me angry when your head is pink with anger already? Crazy, I’m so happy that I came home to you put the seat up.

Oh You lose points if you put it all crap [I] just lost 20 points for no reason I thought I’d write on it took them away And then brought them back look at my reflection. I’m a solid white. That’s a metaphor. It’s saying something about society It’s saying that I’m an all white male, and I should really just check my [fuckin] privilege I’m gonna go back [to] kill myself.

I mean mow the lawn again [one] year ago This story is stupid. No one wants to hear. Why are they married to this woman I? Mean well to be fair. I mean just look at her [white] look she may be a bitch, but look at those legs damn Ask her about to bed.

Oh God here. We go Um take care of that phil. I was trying to just pay it [uh] I’m asking you about it. What’s this bill for did you get a new masseur called Steve I? Told you I did not want you to be going near that guy.

He’s very handsy. [I] think he’s got a thing [for] you Okay Kitchen this is where [jack] excels. Have you ever seen a meal made by a king? Oh, you’re about to look at this eggs and Bacon Bakey eggs [oh-ho], get those scrambled go did we make dinner? [I] think we did put the dinner on the table She better like this. I gave you food Watch TV with your wife – one can never have my alone time well, sorry [pushed] my ass at work putting in all those numbers come home wife doesn’t even love me. [I] cooked you dinner [I] clean the dishes scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub.

This is how I clean dishes apparently cannot all please hemi Oh, no, come on. Hope I could go in and get a beer. I need something to dull this pain of marriage I’m Gonna go do some [hoovering] here. We go.

Oh Sorry dear I couldn’t hear all those compliments cuz I’m too busy hoovering the kitchen that you left all dirty [oh], oh, sorry. I can’t watch TV. I feel [a] hoover the grass Yeah It’s funny thing that check out the trash can I put [my] wife inside the bag then Cuz that would really be taken out the trash [haha]. Where do we take it out? It’s already out Don’t say do I take it to the curb okay? [I] take it to the curb I kick her to the curb You know I’m a strong independent man.

I deserve more than this I deserve better I don’t I come home after a long day at work I deserve more than that my wife shouted me to for more alone time. She was alone all day [what] does she even want sure she doesn’t hugs bitch about geraldine all day that she is a bitch though? Did you hear that one time?

Oh? Yeah her and mike [oh] [what] a bitch. [oh], there’s a bin here [maybe] I put it inside this there we go. I took it out I thought I’d there was a lot of glass bottles inside Dad she drinking all my wine again um Honey poo, I’m Gonna go upstairs. Take showers there, okay?

He loved you three months ago What oh? My God, it’s like watching two care board boxes have sex I knew she cheated on me with steve. I told you not to go near him. That’s it We’re gonna go downstairs and smack her around a little [you] fuckin cheat on me, bitch.

I’m watching that asshole. Oh leave me alone Oh, I’ll leave you alone. [I] leave you alone grab your gun Ha ha ha oh This game just took a turn [for] the fucking awesome. Ha ha ha let’s go down.

We always have wait wait Can I put down the gun click hey like mess with the toilet seat again shit? [I] wanted to I wanted to mess with the toilet seat and bring down my points I like bring it down to 360 and then I [can] [360noscope] her ass 360 divorce her ass I’m going to call the cops call them. I don’t care stop it. You’re scaring me. Shoot her shoot her [oh] My God he did it Max can you turn on [in] 10 mood because I shot a woman or a seal [yet]? Don’t take this out of context for Fuck’s sake [it’s] just a hilarious game because it’s not enough so nice It’s [gone] how to be a good husband.

I thought you can actually finish it. Hey being a good husband not by murdering her [it] was amazing [that] took the completely different turn than what I was expecting That was way over the top. [I] shot my wife good nord, but that’s actually a bad thing sit down a bad message She was pretty punchy pretty much of a bitch though. I mean all my hard work Slaving over and all those numbers sitting on my desk all day Just thinking about coming home having a beer is that too much to ask [I] coming home She [calling] me an asshole cook to dinner Did she care no leaving her smelly ass sucks all over the fucking floor I [cleaned] see that as well She’s having sex with a sKI instructor We don’t even ski it’s there’s no snow out here Did you see we lived on the edge of the abyss was nothing else which means I’m all alone now How did I get to prison maybe my hMM? Maybe that’s a metaphor? Maybe my house was my prison all along, and I was trying to escape it Maybe I didn’t even shoot her maybe I shot myself [play] a nice message for this video I love games like this hurts, [but] [she’s] silly, and they’re just like really short worn off They’re so much fun to do and just stick around with like the style of commentary hurry [up] You just get in and do whatever the hell you want um I think there is one called a good wife as well So I will play that as well afterwards just to balance it out So nobody can say that I murdered a woman that I’m a sexist pig But anyway, thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it, but stir like banana face Oh my [God] boys, and high-fives all round Ash, wash, well.

Thank you guys and they were sealing it out Oh my God has been [slipping]. What is going on? [are] you fool? Oh? I honestly had no idea what that game was about until I got into it [grabber] Gonna.

Shoot your wife. That was just hilarious